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The Process

A Transaction That’s TrackedBoring

Deal Agents

Agents do the boring work.

the desk · delegation console
Illustrative figures. Not a quote, an offer, or a record of executed trades.
1/5
Banker in the loop
The Boring DeskDelegating: Extract K-1
Held for approval
1Extract
Docs · Fields
2Underwrite
Anchors · Clamp
3CIM
Tables · QA gate
4Match
Mandates · Fit
5Outreach
Drafts · Approval
Extract K-1
Extract
Underwrite
CIM
Match
Outreach
Banker
Delegation loglive
14:02Extract K-1extractdelegated
14:09Price vintageunderwrite…
14:17Draft CIM §4cim…
14:24Screen buyersmatch…
14:31Draft outreachoutreach…
Nothing outward executes without the approval, and every decision above is written to the deal’s audit log.
Delegating: Extract K-1
Agents propose · the desk disposes
The Flow

Four documents in. One wire out.

Illustrative figures. Not a quote, an offer, or a record of executed trades.
1You upload
K1K-1
LPALPA
CAPCapital Account
Q4Q4 Report
Verified
2The desk runs the deal
The Boring DeskStanding by
K-1LPACapital AccountQ4 Report
1Extractqueued
2Underwritequeued
3Packagequeued
4Match & marketqueued
5Run the bid tapequeued
Top offer$30.1M · 97% of NAVabove guidance
K1LPACAPQ4
3Wire clears
Cleared T+1 in this example
$30,100,000
Success fee only on settlement
The Machine

What the desk actually does

IllustrativeA $4.2M LP interest

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