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Why we built The Boring Desk.

Here’s a handful of reasons.

  1. 01No public price, so deals get priced by phone.
  2. 02Small stakes fall below every bank’s fee line.
  3. 03Secondary desks are relationship‑gated.
  4. 04Buyers have teams and models. Sellers don’t.
The desk

We built it so sellers walk in with the same facts and leverage.

What’s Different

A bank, sized for one fund stake.

  • 3%

    Success fee, owed only on settlement. No retainer.

  • 45 days

    Target from intake to wire, versus 8 to 12 weeks.

  • Any size

    No minimum stake. Every position gets the full sale, start to wire.

  • 1 banker

    Named, and signs off on every valuation and buyer send.

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Common Questions

The Boring Desk is an AI-driven investment bank for LP-led secondaries: it prices, markets, and closes the sale of limited-partner fund interests. A named banker approves every valuation and every buyer send.

The seller pays a 3% success fee, owed only on settlement. No retainer, no upfront fee. Buyers pay nothing.

Single fund positions too small for a traditional secondary advisor. Larger positions and multi-fund portfolios are welcome too.

The desk targets 45 days from intake to wire, versus the 8 to 12 weeks a traditional single-fund secondary typically takes. GP consent and the fund's transfer window set the final date.

Software extracts documents, drafts the underwriting, builds the CIM and model, and drafts outreach. A banker approves each step, and the seller decides on every bid.

Documents sit in private storage behind expiring signed links. Buyers see the data room only after signing an NDA.

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The Boring Desk

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